jorongbak:

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Same “You like what you see, Kakarot?” with different intentions

jorongbak:

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Too much caffeine in my system and my brain still wouldn’t shut down at 3am.. resulting in some impulsive drawing… that’s how it happened

nettosan:

backsack:

cipheramnesia:

allergydyke:

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in the TikTok robot lady voice

Loading cum into my penis like a musket?TikTok TTS Lady

Yeah sure I’ll reblog that

dailyquests:

dailyquests:

  • Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
  • In a Fight.

hustlerose:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

system of a left

system of a right

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dotshaft:

radiofreederry:

rnjsus:

20int0wis:

radiofreederry:

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

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solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

Have you thought of just. Not falling.

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2urban2fantasy:

keskaowl:

coloredcompulsion:

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tags from coloredcompulsion:

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“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

b0tster:

me after 3 days of progesterone

cuuno-moved:

technicalzombie:

cuuno-moved:

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

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Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

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let brug cook

catgirlforeskin:

turtleneckandchain:

i love to use my pedestrian right of way… youre not going lol

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My white ass crossing the street and seeing a Ford F-150 going 65 mph in a 30 zone