Tell us something about:
1. Your romantic interests
2. Your past relationship
3. Your current relationship
4. Your best friend
5. Your worst friend
6. Your parents
7. Your siblings
8. Your pets
9. Your dreams
10. Your day dreams
11. Your sleeping patterns
12. Your eating habits
13. Your hobbies
14. Your hopes
15. Your fears
16. Your confidence
17. Your anxieties
18. Your greatest adventure
19. Your worst mistake
20. Your emotions
21. Your thoughts
22. Your physical ills
23. Your eyes
24. Your ears
25. Your taste
26. Your bad habits
27. Your good habits
28. Your music
29. Your writing
30. Your philosphies
31. Your sexuality
32. Your likes
33. Your dislikes
35. Your fetishes
36. Your turn-offs
37. Your first sexual experience
38. Your last sexual experience
39. Your fantasties
40. Your favourite games
41. Your favourite books
42. Your favourite play
43. Your personality
44. Your quirks
45. Your sameness
46. Your depression
47. Your happiness
48. Your role model/inspiration
49. Your flexibility
50. Your clothes

dr-tankenstein:

"sexy robot wife, please tell me i’m cool and then make passionate love to me"

"of course, master tank. you are so cool, definitely cooler than tony hawk. would you prefer my ‘you just got out of prison’ or my ‘wedding night’ lovemaking setting"

"surprise me, sexy robot wife"

50 questions

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

PLEASE ASK ME STUFFFF
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socialjusticekoolaid:

Strongest tea ever brewed.

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

floozys:

this is so specific i love it